Tuesday, February 21, 2012

What's worth the price is always worth the fight.

I don't know how people say that life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you will ever do. The shitty thing about it is that one day, your might just realize that the better part of your life is over, and you haven't done anything to make it even remotely interesting. So it goes without saying that one should create a bucket list. Either as motivation to do all the things they want to do, or a detrimental reminder that they were too pedestrian to get off their arse and make the effort to go against the grain.

I choose the former, not only because i'm still barely 18, but because I refuse to let myself become an epitome of regret, turned sour because I cannot bear the thought of not having done at least one thing abnormal in my whole long bitter life. And because knowing me, and the indecisiveness that comes with the package, I am pledging to you that by the end of my life, I will have done ALL the things on this list. However crazy, outlawed and no matter how illicit such lists are considered. 

I am of course joking, my list is about as unexciting as randomly walking into a class and realized you have a pop quiz.

Whatever, My list changes everyday and new things are added and removed quite frequently, so i'll just post the most important ones.

  1. Get a tattoo.
  2. Own a walk in closet - and have a nap in it.
  3. Make a sex tape.
  4. Spin a globe, point my finger at a random country with my eyes closed - and travel to wherever it lands.
  5. Learn how to surf.
  6. Go on a road trip.
  7. Work in a cafe in Amsterdam.
  8. Own a pair of Louboutins 
  9. Live in California.
  10. Learn  how to roll a joint.
  11. Live in New York.
  12. Hug a monkey.
  13. Spend a week taking photos with a Polaroid camera.
  14. Skydive , Bungee Jump, Para glide (etc.)
  15. Date someone with dreads. 
  16. Crowd surf.
  17. Bake hash brownies.
  18. Spend a whole day naked with a hot guy at your side.
  19. Eat a macaroon.
  20. Be in a flash mob.
  21. Try on a Vera Wang wedding dress.
  22. Make out in a library.
  23. Ride on a motorcycle.
  24. Swim with sharks.
  25. Stretch my earrings..
  26. Skinny Dip
  27. Eat a Krabby Patty.
  28. Stand underneath a waterfall.
  29. Try an Afghan.
  30. Ride an elephant.
  31. Have sex while trapped in an elevator.
  32. Find love.
...It's quite ridiculous but I find most of these things thoroughly amusing.

-N.H x


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