Well, since i'm anything but a conformist, I decided to comment about the articles regarding the launch of the very new Kardashian Khaos. Many a magazine commented about Kylie's kinky
outfit and me,being the gossip freak that I am, felt it was imperative that I comment, firstly about the comments.
They were called train wrecks, buttheads, horrible, unattractive, talent less and any other adjective you could find in the 'i-don't-like-you' dictionary.
Well this is actually quite funny. Now i'm no die hard Kardashian/Jenner fan, and I actually do think that she looks a little bit like a sparkly lollipop and should much rather be spending her time trying to pass her SAT's, or GCSE's or whatever other letter they use for exams way over there, than partaying all night long on the Red Carpet.
However, she is a rich and famous model whose wearing over 3,000 dollars in clothes. She's gorgeous, confident and tear-jerkingly famous for doing nothing, which is more than these sleuth like, bozo's can say for themselves. This is me thinking that the green eyed monster is rearing it's ugly head.
The second thing was the shoes.
These Urm, is it me, or can a whole other foot squeeze in behind her own, someone must have gone through big sis Kimmy's closet before her big night out.
With Kim sporting much more comfy looking cork
wedges and a leopard dress which apparently she'd been wearing all the way on her flight to Vegas. Although she wasn't at her freshest, she still looks fabulous as usual, after all she is Kim freaking Kardashian.
Back to Kylie, although she is Mrs have-it-all, she looks like she needs a tad bit of a foot massage. Maybe its the new Louboutin's shes trying on (pft, what 14 year old DOESN'T have the odd pair of Loubies in her closet) or the rough nights she spends out partying, whatever it is, needs to be treated.
What is it with that girl having curves in places 14 year olds should not have curves in? (or is it just the bandage dress)
Apart from the fact that she look about twice my height, shes got boobs and quite some junk in her trunk. AND Why is she wearing beige with white,silver and grey?
I mean ,hasn't mommy Kris ever taught her about not wearing more than 3 colours at one go? In her favour, she didn't go too badly out of proportion with the make up.
All in all Kylie looks like a fine young lady... although most people her age would still be running around in their jammies eating coco pops and watching day time tv.
Kendall (far right)on the other hand, 2 years Kylie's senior, should be blossoming into her partying era, wearing a cute and slightly more understated minidress and taupe, peep toes, and long hair au-natural (sort of). Considering she's still a tender 16 years old, she looks just right. Maybe if the girls had swapped outfits, the tabloids would have a little less to say regarding the matter.
Now that we're on the
Kardashian topic, I just want to comment slightly on big sister
Khloe who is looking fabulous as ever, till you get to her feet.
Suiting a pair of summery leather open toed sandals which look more dominatrix than red carpet, as opposed to half-sister Kylie, Khloe's shoes look a few sizes too small, with her toes oozing out of the front of her shoes, she looks a bit less than perfect. Although she wins points for the dip dye, metallic red nails, and the gorgeous accessories. The dress isn't my favourite, although I can't say she doesn't look like a godess in it.
How can I close this in depth commentary about the dashing-dashians without mentioning the one and only,
Kourtney. Having had her fair share of modelling,acting and socializing shes sporting the classic up do, posh hair band and va va voom red lips. Which btw go great with her mocha latte skin and those fahahaaab earrings. Wearing shoes similar to mother Kris, Kourt looks more sophisticated than her mom in a sheer long-sleeved button up layered dress, and the ever so cute shimmery clutch. Looking a tad bit more pasty and understated than(orange)mom Kris, who goes all out shimmery and hoopy on our asses, looking not much older then her daughters, but hey, she is manager and entrepreneur of the century having managed all the Kardashian sisters AND had the time to play mommy X 6.
Well, I guess the Kardashian's once again got the better of me.
What can I say, i'm a die hard groupie
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Until next time,
Au revoir.
-N.H x
