Life's a bitch. Then you marry one. Then you die.

Whose taking me to watch this?

Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson and Christopher Walltz? Yum?

Dailymail gave it a *** rating, and I quote ' Verdict: Big top notch production, rock bottom script' and 'Titanic on dry land' , 'More fizzle than sizzle','They fail to ignite the screen with any hint of chemistry'

Am I missing something here?

Oh right, If she were a couple of years older than she already is- she could pass as his mother. (No offence or anything)

Perhaps she should stick to Mark Ruffalo. Now that, was a cute couple.

Anyways, I'm still dying (and a bit) to watch it. Considering my minor obsession with the circus... and Reese Witherspoon's outfits...

and whilst Reese is out there, wearing hot clothes and doing R.P. , i'm here, in my study, writing notes about Political Correctness.

Life is unfair sometimes.
 -N.H x