For, usually and fitly , the presence of an introduction is held to imply that there is something of consequence and importance to be introduced.

Arthur Machen said that. Smart man. --Is he like, right?

Well yeah, he kinda is. I'm not the happy, have-point-in-blog, dedicate-time-to-blog kinda person. I'm here because I haven't got the concentration to aid a fried peanut, and because I have finals in a week and I can't be arsed to get off by blue futon and do something useful with myself. There may be bouts of sexual innuendo and swearing in this blog.

How rude am I?

Like seriously rude.

I think I should introduce myself.

Hi. I'm Navy Heels, and I coined the name from my very own pair of 6" Suede Navy Blue Heels. I got them on bargain at this wicked store. I've worn them less than 10 times and they hurt like a bitch but they are my most prized possession and i'm passionately in love with them. I'm this weird teenage chick who always needs to pee. I have constant headaches and I correct people's English. Oh, and I like Grey's Anatomy. Like, a lot.

I think I have a minor obsession with fruit. I want this phone really bad and I want to move out of my parents' house. Like soon. I like quotes, different people's quotes-- cause it's like I'm not the only dark and twisted one here. It's like famous people are dark and twisted too.

That's very cool.

Am I wrong to feel like I'm speaking to myself here?

Maybe I am as dark and twisted as I thought.

Oh well, Arthur Machen was right after all.

-N.H x